PLEASE JOIN US FOR THE DEBUT OF STRANGE BABES, A NEW DJ TROUPE (YES, TROUPE) BROUGHT TO YOU BY:

DJ MAGIC BEANS

DJ K FIZZY

DJ JEN O

MAGGIE, KATHY, AND JEN KINDLY REQUEST YOUR COMPANY (IN DANCING SHOES) THIS SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 4TH FOR DRINKS, SUMMER JAMS AND GENERAL UNIQUE, MIND-BLOWING MERRIMENT. SPECIAL GUEST BABE, DJ TOBI VAIL AND VERY SPECIAL GUEST DANCER, BETH VAIL WILL BE IN ATTENDANCE TO MAKE SURE WE TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL.

SHIT IS ON. YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORK THE NEXT DAY. IF YOU DO: DON'T GO. STAY OUT LATE. GET FIRED.